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Make your ex spiral!
Designed to make your family members worry about you.
For when your real girlfriend can’t make it. Wigs provided.
Make grief look chic and avoid your great aunt judging you for being single
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Quiet, fully clothed, comforting cuddling or company
We stand beside you at a museum and say profound things.
We dance film and cheer you on like your set just changed music history. Limit to 2 hr.
No more bad dreams! We stand at the end of your bed but in a comforting way. Your own personal dream catcher.
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Will make eyes with you across the airport and validate your existence. Flight not included.
Tired of your boss shitting on you? Hire us to validate you. You're doing such a good job Timmy.
Pretend to be your ex so you can get closure from the breakup. You were right all along.
Because no one should have to do this alone. 2 hr max.
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